This morning is absolutely insane. Literally everything that happened is just wild. I am speechless.

This complete mess has left me feeling dumbfounded. I need a moment to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I glimpsed a monkey wearing a hat. It seemed totally unfazed. You could say it was the bizarre thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Truly I Can't Think That!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This has to be a dream, right?

• I'm floored
• There has to be an explanation
• Help me out here

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, I swear, you won't think what just happened. I was sitting down the street and suddenly this massive cat came out of nowhere. It was wearing a tiny hat! This is the truth. It stared at me for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I don't understand what I just experienced.

Unbelievable! completely shocking

Can you believe this? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I assert this is {thereality. It story appears to be totally outrageous, I almost doubt it's . true.

• Possibly it was a dream? {I just can'tfigure out this.

You Won't Believe This

This discovery is absolutely insane. I can't understand what we've just seen. It's like a website bad joke. Reality has been bent.

• Could this be real?
• This can't be happening!

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This opens up a whole new world.